Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince



The 6th installment of Harry Potter.

And I'm gonna say this bravely,

FUCK ALL THE BAD REVIEWS!

Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince was great.

Minus the less than 30 seconds battle scene (if that) and Dumbledore died, it was definitely a great and dare I say it was better than the previous Harry Potter movies.
I like the direction this time, as it was really poetic.

I just can't wait for the next one. Or will it be two?

To everyone who didn't wanna watch because of the bad reviews,just go and watch it already!

Friday, June 26, 2009

Hannah Montana: The Movie

The storyline is great, Miley Cyrus is great and the songs are great!!!!
I have to disagree with some people who said Hannah Montana is for kids.

Then how would you explain adults acting in the film?

To be fair, it's not really worth watching it in cinema. You can either download it, or buy the DVD.




My Rating: 7/10

Monday, June 22, 2009

The Horsemen

Okay so this is definitely a weird movie. The storyline was messed up, but I know why I didn't understand most of it.

It's basically about The Four Horsemen of The Apocalypse, as stated in the movie. The story revolves around a grieving detective whose wife was dead years ago. And the key to finding the killer is in the Bible.

Since I don't read Bible, I didn't understand what's The Four Horsemen of The Apocalypse is all about. Something about the rider of the white horse will lift up the veil and the apocalypse begin or something. Sorry if I get it wrong, like I said, I don't read Bible.

This movie is also similar to the Saw series. But less blood.

The combination of actors are amazing, Dennis Quaid and Zhang ZiYi. It's nice to see another Asian girl gone evil.




My Rating: 6/10

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Fired Up!

This is Bring It On with a twist.

When I say twist, I meant more hot girls.

And when I say more hot girls, I meant more tits.

This movie is funnier than all Bring It On(s) combined, and the choreographies are awesome. The great choice of soundtracks are an added advantage.

Worth downloading, worth watching. Oh and I'm loving the tagline,

"2 guys, 300 girls. You do the math."




My Rating: 9.5/10

17 Again

The movie was good overall, I laughed most of the times because of the cheesy scripts. But...

The camera movements and angles sucked!!

Even when Zac is not talking, or it wasn't his turn to say anything, the camera still focuses on him. WTF??

This movie will only benefit girls. Guys, steer clear of 17 Again. Watch it only with your girlfriend or your girl-friends.



My Rating: 6.5/10

Friday, June 12, 2009

Blood The last Vampire

DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE!

All the cast, director and scriptwriter should be shot or hanged to death because of this film.

This is the worst vampire film ever made in century! Hell, this is the worst FILM ever!!

I wanna cry just by having flashbacks of the film. It was so ridiculous!

There were no storyline, soundtrack sucks (except the one in credits) and the actors? Fuck them!!!! They acted like shit. Even shit is insulted if compared to their acting!!!

The cheesiest line I've heard in this movie,



" She's trying to find her way, her way back home from the other side of the looking glass."


Who says that stuff?

And the computer graphics?

It looked like it was added and edited using Windows Movie Maker! STUPID!

WHOEVER LIKED THIS MOVIE IS EITHER A RETARD, AN IDIOT, OR A RELATIVE OF THE DIRECTOR!

The most idiotic movie in the movie-making industry! Even the movie 'Idiocracy' is not this idiotic!

My Rating: 4/10






My Rating: 0/10

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Coraline

The scariest most creepiest animated movie I've ever seen.

Oh and the detailed graphics were awesome shit!




My Rating: 10/10

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