Surrogates

Why does Bruce Willis looked awfully young in this movie? (not in the poster of course!)

The storyline wasn't clear at first, but as it moves on I could actually understand what they're trying to portray.

A movie about not-so-distant future where robots being used widely. It end up in mass destruction but with a surprise ending.

Honestly I didn't think it was that big of deal until the movie reached the end. I was stunned!

It safe to say that the ending is out of this world. Literally.

Watch it yourself to know what happen at the end?

Or do you want me to spoil it? Okay then.

Everyone died.

Or should I say, every ROBOT died. There.

The Ugly Truth

Katherine Heigl and Gerard Butler starred in this battle of the sexes comedy movie.


Contained spoiler!

Katherine Heigl started off as the desperate, needy and lonely TV show producer who always screwed up her dates.

Imagine Courtney Cox from Friends, and Catherine Zeta-Jones from No Reservations and you'll get an uptight, control freak like Heigl in this movie.

She were taught to handle guys when she met Gerard Butler, a TV host of The Ugly Truth. Butler played a very sarcastic, sinister role in this movie who eventually fell for Heigl. (I told you it contained spoiler!)

Okay now my review.

I thought that this movie is the funniest since Knocked Up and Zach and Miri Makes a Porno! I was laughing my heart out! It was seriously brilliant!

And I bet Heigl bagged a lot of money from this movie since she's also one of the producers for this movie, with her sister! I think.

The next best thing in this movie was Heigl's boobies and Butler's sexy European voice.

Butler did a great job impersonating an American in this movie, but I could tell that he still can't get rid of his manly and ruggedly Scottish accent.

Unfortunately for girls, you can't see Butler's naked chiseled body here. So don't get high hopes!

As for the guys, good news! You will not see Heigl's naked body, BUT.....

The camera focused on her boobs most of the time! There was this one scene where Kathy bend down to wear a vibrating brief, her boobies were on the loose! Seriously I was looking at it all the time!

The storyline of the movie was perfectly combined and organized so you won't be having any trouble following through. But they totally ruined the punchline!

My Rating: 8/10

Adventureland

Kristen Stewart is naked and having sex all over the place!

I would never expect a huge rising star like Kristen Stewart would agree to do sex scenes in an independent film! But that's not the worst yet.

The 19 year old Twilight star had a sex scene with 33 year old Ryan Reynolds!!

I was like omgomgomg why is she doing this!!! LOL but actually there wasn't any sex scene involved. Just some major foreplay with Ryan Reynolds and that geeky boy.

Adventureland is like Superbad meets Twilight and Gossip Girl.

If you like Superbad, you would definitely love this one. Same director, different themes.

I like the way they used a shitty summer job as the main theme because anything can happen within that 3 months. The story revolves around one geeky boy who was forced to get a summer job by his parents because he wanted to study in New York.

Working as a game host in Adventureland, a theme park that is famous for ripping people off, he met this wonderful troubled girl who likes to sleep with older guy in his mom's basement.

The last part where the boy (seriously I forgot his name!) went to New York to apologize to her, they had sex! An unexpected one.

Oh and this time, they showed the scene. Kristen is showing some skin. Not that sexy if you ask me.

Anyway, there will be another movie where Kristen will act as a 16 year old stripper and I can't wait to watch that! Hell yeah!



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Bruno

Seriously, no man should ever watch it, if you're too narrow minded. THIS IS THE MOST HILARIOUS MOVIE EVER CREATED!

Of course, not for the faint-hearted. You'll laugh your cock's out!

Sacha Baron Cohen is one brilliant gay Austrian impersonator! And yes, better than Borat!

The acting was surreal, I could almost believed he's gay! And the sex scenes? wtf!! So gay! SO SERIOUSLY GAY!

I like the part where he appeared in the Today Show and introduced his black baby to the audiences. He named the baby, OJ. You know, as in OJ Simpson.

Okay if you're still too dumb and don't know who OJ Simpson is, he's an african-american (basketball?) player who was accused of murdering his wife? Even I forgot the story!

So yeah, he said he swapped the baby for an iPod. LOL

Anyway, it was seriously twisted and the part where he wanted to become straight was also very funny. He went to see a gay converter pastor somewhere in Alabama and the pastor was even crazier!

The fucked up part was, he told the pastor that he had a very blowjob lips. LOL

I think it's pretty obvious that the pastor can't help him so he met with another gay converter who is even more fucked up! (remember this is a documentary, so all the people involved had no idea this is a comedy film)

The pastor urged him to find a woman he can seduce! And of course Bruno went to a swingers party to watch all the people having sex!!!!! WTF!! ALL THE SEX SCENES WERE FUCKING REAL!!! Kinda gross.

There are loads of hilarious moments in this movie but if you're anti-gay, just fuck off and don't watch Bruno. It's as easy as that.

To those who wanted a serious kick in the nuts comedy, this is it.

Up

Little Russel was so cute! Oh and the dog as well.

Warning: spoiler ahead.






By the way, is the little mail man a chinese?


You know, the cute little fat boy whom the dogs called little mail man? I was curious because of the eyes.

The overall storyline of the movie was awesome! The old guy, Ellie, Doug, Kevin, and most importantly, Russel!

I almost cried to the part where Carl (the old guy) opened the 'My Adventure Book' and read Ellie's last message,

"Thanks for the great adventure. Now go get a new one!".

I was like, "damn he should've read it first before hooking up all those ballons!"

LOL

The story was almost perfect it weren't for the talking dogs.

Yes, all the dogs can talk. I hated it. It spoiled the story. I just wished only Doug could talk. LOL

In the end where they were eating ice cream on the curb and counting cars? That was absolutely brilliant!

My Rating: 9/10.

Go watch it now!

I Love You, Beth Cooper

Detailed review and spoiler ahead!





Oh my god I forgot how much I was like so in love with Hayden Panettiere. After Heroes season 3 was finished, I was like dying for more. Thank god this movie was around.

Okay firstly, the geeky guy. Need I say more? He wasn't that ugly, I think it was okay for such a geeky role he played. But the nose. OMFG. How huge is that thing? It looked like what appears to have made the Titanic sank! Seriously!

And the flashbacks when he was a kid, the hair, the braces. OMG

Good thing all of that can be forgiven by Hayden's natural good acting skills. I'm being bias.. She had such good looks, I swear I would wanna marry her! She has the most flawless skin in Hollywood! The tan was perfect and even, although she was a bit fat but who damn cares! She's the embodiment of hotness!!!

Okay I think this has turned into celebrity review than a movie review. Back to the movie.

The whole idea was pretty good. I love the speech part at the beginning. It's like something that could happen during the graduation of your school! haha! Very funny. But I hate the fact that it was too long.

The most romantic and cheesy part was when a song by KISS was played and they were 'accidentally' near the bonfire. It was really predictable when their friends had to leave them alone for a while, hoping something would happen. Again, tacky.

But the most unexpected part was the cows!! LOL one of the stupid girls suggested to tip the cow over and I was like wtf! And the cow poop doesn't look real! It was supposed to be dry and not wet and brownish.Yuck

The scene after the threesome (Yes, there was a threesome) and where Hayden and that geek guy was chatting near the setting of Friday the 13th (I'm serious! It was identical) seems out of place.

The switching of frames between the threesome and Hayden was really annoying. I wished they would've just let one of the conversations ended first and continue with the rest. I was dizzy for a while there.

So the ending was the best part. I like it when the guy said,

"See you during the reunion. If we're still single, I'll marry you."

And Hayden replied,

"That's a promise."

Do you wanna know how good is that movie, with rating aside?

I couldn't stop smiling until the movie was finished.

My Rating: 10/10

Meet The Robinsons

I actually cried during the end of the movie. haha

Probably it was the song.

I watched it on Disney yesterday and that was my first time watching it. I never thought it would be so touching.

LOL!

I should die. hahaha

Hannah Montana: The Movie

The storyline is great, Miley Cyrus is great and the songs are great!!!!
I have to disagree with some people who said Hannah Montana is for kids.

Then how would you explain adults acting in the film?

To be fair, it's not really worth watching it in cinema. You can either download it, or buy the DVD.

My Rating: 7/10

Fired Up!

This is Bring It On with a twist.

When I say twist, I meant more hot girls.

And when I say more hot girls, I meant more tits.

This movie is funnier than all Bring It On(s) combined, and the choreographies are awesome. The great choice of soundtracks are an added advantage.

Worth downloading, worth watching. Oh and I'm loving the tagline,

"2 guys, 300 girls. You do the math."

My Rating: 9.5/10

17 Again

The movie was good overall, I laughed most of the times because of the cheesy scripts. But...

The camera movements and angles sucked!!

Even when Zac is not talking, or it wasn't his turn to say anything, the camera still focuses on him. WTF??

This movie will only benefit girls. Guys, steer clear of 17 Again. Watch it only with your girlfriend or your girl-friends.

My Rating: 6.5/10

Blood The last Vampire

DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE!

All the cast, director and scriptwriter should be shot or hanged to death because of this film.

This is the worst vampire film ever made in century! Hell, this is the worst FILM ever!!

I wanna cry just by having flashbacks of the film. It was so ridiculous!

There were no storyline, soundtrack sucks (except the one in credits) and the actors? Fuck them!!!! They acted like shit. Even shit is insulted if compared to their acting!!!

The cheesiest line I've heard in this movie,

" She's trying to find her way, her way back home from the other side of the looking glass."

Who says that stuff?

And the computer graphics?

It looked like it was added and edited using Windows Movie Maker! STUPID!

WHOEVER LIKED THIS MOVIE IS EITHER A RETARD, AN IDIOT, OR A RELATIVE OF THE DIRECTOR!

The most idiotic movie in the movie-making industry! Even the movie 'Idiocracy' is not this idiotic!

My Rating: 4/10

My Rating: 0/10

Coraline

The scariest most creepiest animated movie I've ever seen.

Oh and the detailed graphics were awesome shit!




My Rating: 10/10

Penelope

The movie had a good intro, but it gets more ridiculous as the story goes on.
I mean come on! Reese Witherspoon is suddenly there? WTF!

Don't get me started with the curse. Stupid

The butler? They should've just let him leave without turning into an 800 years old witch wtf!!!

The setting is also confusing! The clothing says 1940s, but it's actually current. GO TO HELL MOTHERFUCKERS! Whoever did this movie should be shot.

My Rating: 5/10
(It should be zero but since I like Christina Ricci, she gets my vote)

Push

I am so loving Fanning's and Evans's acting here. My new superhero movie! *nope, still like Claire Bennett.
I like the fact that they shoot this in Hong Kong. I kinda like Asian girls as villains. So creepy and funny looking.

Oh and Camilla Belle? Seriously? Her? They should've cast another hotter actress like .... I have no idea. But Camilla Belle sucks. Remember Jill from When Stranger Calls? That's her! She doesn't know how to act!! Fuck her! Although fucking her seems to be a good idea....

My Rating: 6/10
(it should be more if Camilla isn't here)

Bobby

All I can say is, OMFG!

The lives of 22 different people changed after a one night experience at the Ambassador Hotel. The night where Robert F Kennedy was supposed to hear the result of his candidacy as the President of the United States.

The cheating manager, a loyal stylist, a drunken singer, a sinking drummer, a modest staff, a racist supervisor, the newlyweds, the 2 idiots, the drug dealer and the Secretary of Transport. The lives of these people were captured during the year 1968, this movie could easily won Best Picture in Oscars!

The stars of this movie was not of the ordinary as well. Laurence Fishburne, William H Macy, Helen Hunt, Sharon Stone, Heather Graham, Elijah Wood, Lindsay Lohan, Shia Labeouf, Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Nick Cannon, Anthony Hopkins and the amazing director himself, Emilio Estevez. With a fantastic actors and actresses such as this, what can go wrong?

Another underrated movie that was so good, it's even better than Slumdog Millionaire!

Changeling

I just saw this movie and it's really pissing me off.

The cops, embarassment, a woman, the murderer and the son. It's all based on true story.

One of Angelina's underrated movie since Girl, Interrupted.

A must watch!

My Rating: 9/10

American Beauty

Whoever hasn't watch this movie, watch it!Whoever has watch this movie, watch it again!

OMFG this movie is so fucked up, I couldn't get my eyes off of it!

A father wanted to have sex with his daughter's hot friend.
A drug dealer who likes to videotape other people.
A daughter who feels like she needs breasts augmentation.
A mother who had an affair with a real estate agent.
A neighbor who hates faggots but in fact a homosexual.

You just have to see it to believe it. How I wished I would've watch this sooner. Best movie yet!

My Rating: 10/10

Zack and Miri Makes a Porno

That was a fucking cool movie!

And the title is a little, well, porn-ish. (It wasn't technically a porno!) Starring one of the funniest man on earth and a total hottie, it's

Wolverine

The best character from X Men!

By the way, Lynn Collins is one hot piece of ass in this movie! I just wished she would've have more hot actions in it if you know what I mean. LOL

Cool action movie. and Hugh Jackman has a really buff body!