Kristen Stewart is naked and having sex all over the place!
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Bruno
Seriously, no man should ever watch it, if you're too narrow minded. THIS IS THE MOST HILARIOUS MOVIE EVER CREATED!
Of course, not for the faint-hearted. You'll laugh your cock's out!
Of course, not for the faint-hearted. You'll laugh your cock's out!
Sacha Baron Cohen is one brilliant gay Austrian impersonator! And yes, better than Borat!
The acting was surreal, I could almost believed he's gay! And the sex scenes? wtf!! So gay! SO SERIOUSLY GAY!
I like the part where he appeared in the Today Show and introduced his black baby to the audiences. He named the baby, OJ. You know, as in OJ Simpson.
Okay if you're still too dumb and don't know who OJ Simpson is, he's an african-american (basketball?) player who was accused of murdering his wife? Even I forgot the story!
So yeah, he said he swapped the baby for an iPod. LOL
Anyway, it was seriously twisted and the part where he wanted to become straight was also very funny. He went to see a gay converter pastor somewhere in Alabama and the pastor was even crazier!
The fucked up part was, he told the pastor that he had a very blowjob lips. LOL
I think it's pretty obvious that the pastor can't help him so he met with another gay converter who is even more fucked up! (remember this is a documentary, so all the people involved had no idea this is a comedy film)
The pastor urged him to find a woman he can seduce! And of course Bruno went to a swingers party to watch all the people having sex!!!!! WTF!! ALL THE SEX SCENES WERE FUCKING REAL!!! Kinda gross.
There are loads of hilarious moments in this movie but if you're anti-gay, just fuck off and don't watch Bruno. It's as easy as that.
To those who wanted a serious kick in the nuts comedy, this is it.
The acting was surreal, I could almost believed he's gay! And the sex scenes? wtf!! So gay! SO SERIOUSLY GAY!
I like the part where he appeared in the Today Show and introduced his black baby to the audiences. He named the baby, OJ. You know, as in OJ Simpson.
Okay if you're still too dumb and don't know who OJ Simpson is, he's an african-american (basketball?) player who was accused of murdering his wife? Even I forgot the story!
So yeah, he said he swapped the baby for an iPod. LOL
Anyway, it was seriously twisted and the part where he wanted to become straight was also very funny. He went to see a gay converter pastor somewhere in Alabama and the pastor was even crazier!
The fucked up part was, he told the pastor that he had a very blowjob lips. LOL
I think it's pretty obvious that the pastor can't help him so he met with another gay converter who is even more fucked up! (remember this is a documentary, so all the people involved had no idea this is a comedy film)
The pastor urged him to find a woman he can seduce! And of course Bruno went to a swingers party to watch all the people having sex!!!!! WTF!! ALL THE SEX SCENES WERE FUCKING REAL!!! Kinda gross.
There are loads of hilarious moments in this movie but if you're anti-gay, just fuck off and don't watch Bruno. It's as easy as that.
To those who wanted a serious kick in the nuts comedy, this is it.
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
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Little Russel was so cute! Oh and the dog as well.
Warning: spoiler ahead.
By the way, is the little mail man a chinese?
You know, the cute little fat boy whom the dogs called little mail man? I was curious because of the eyes.
The overall storyline of the movie was awesome! The old guy, Ellie, Doug, Kevin, and most importantly, Russel!
I almost cried to the part where Carl (the old guy) opened the 'My Adventure Book' and read Ellie's last message,
"Thanks for the great adventure. Now go get a new one!".
I was like, "damn he should've read it first before hooking up all those ballons!"
LOL
The story was almost perfect it weren't for the talking dogs.
Yes, all the dogs can talk. I hated it. It spoiled the story. I just wished only Doug could talk. LOL
In the end where they were eating ice cream on the curb and counting cars? That was absolutely brilliant!
Go watch it now!
Warning: spoiler ahead.
By the way, is the little mail man a chinese?
You know, the cute little fat boy whom the dogs called little mail man? I was curious because of the eyes.
The overall storyline of the movie was awesome! The old guy, Ellie, Doug, Kevin, and most importantly, Russel!
I almost cried to the part where Carl (the old guy) opened the 'My Adventure Book' and read Ellie's last message,
"Thanks for the great adventure. Now go get a new one!".
I was like, "damn he should've read it first before hooking up all those ballons!"
LOL
The story was almost perfect it weren't for the talking dogs.
Yes, all the dogs can talk. I hated it. It spoiled the story. I just wished only Doug could talk. LOL
In the end where they were eating ice cream on the curb and counting cars? That was absolutely brilliant!
My Rating: 9/10.
Go watch it now!
Sunday, August 23, 2009
I Love You, Beth Cooper
Detailed review and spoiler ahead!
Oh my god I forgot how much I was like so in love with Hayden Panettiere. After Heroes season 3 was finished, I was like dying for more. Thank god this movie was around.
Okay firstly, the geeky guy. Need I say more? He wasn't that ugly, I think it was okay for such a geeky role he played. But the nose. OMFG. How huge is that thing? It looked like what appears to have made the Titanic sank! Seriously!
And the flashbacks when he was a kid, the hair, the braces. OMG
Good thing all of that can be forgiven by Hayden's natural good acting skills. I'm being bias.. She had such good looks, I swear I would wanna marry her! She has the most flawless skin in Hollywood! The tan was perfect and even, although she was a bit fat but who damn cares! She's the embodiment of hotness!!!
Okay I think this has turned into celebrity review than a movie review. Back to the movie.
The whole idea was pretty good. I love the speech part at the beginning. It's like something that could happen during the graduation of your school! haha! Very funny. But I hate the fact that it was too long.
The most romantic and cheesy part was when a song by KISS was played and they were 'accidentally' near the bonfire. It was really predictable when their friends had to leave them alone for a while, hoping something would happen. Again, tacky.
But the most unexpected part was the cows!! LOL one of the stupid girls suggested to tip the cow over and I was like wtf! And the cow poop doesn't look real! It was supposed to be dry and not wet and brownish.Yuck
The scene after the threesome (Yes, there was a threesome) and where Hayden and that geek guy was chatting near the setting of Friday the 13th (I'm serious! It was identical) seems out of place.
The switching of frames between the threesome and Hayden was really annoying. I wished they would've just let one of the conversations ended first and continue with the rest. I was dizzy for a while there.
So the ending was the best part. I like it when the guy said,
And Hayden replied,
Do you wanna know how good is that movie, with rating aside?
I couldn't stop smiling until the movie was finished.
Oh my god I forgot how much I was like so in love with Hayden Panettiere. After Heroes season 3 was finished, I was like dying for more. Thank god this movie was around.
Okay firstly, the geeky guy. Need I say more? He wasn't that ugly, I think it was okay for such a geeky role he played. But the nose. OMFG. How huge is that thing? It looked like what appears to have made the Titanic sank! Seriously!
And the flashbacks when he was a kid, the hair, the braces. OMG
Good thing all of that can be forgiven by Hayden's natural good acting skills. I'm being bias.. She had such good looks, I swear I would wanna marry her! She has the most flawless skin in Hollywood! The tan was perfect and even, although she was a bit fat but who damn cares! She's the embodiment of hotness!!!
Okay I think this has turned into celebrity review than a movie review. Back to the movie.
The whole idea was pretty good. I love the speech part at the beginning. It's like something that could happen during the graduation of your school! haha! Very funny. But I hate the fact that it was too long.
The most romantic and cheesy part was when a song by KISS was played and they were 'accidentally' near the bonfire. It was really predictable when their friends had to leave them alone for a while, hoping something would happen. Again, tacky.
But the most unexpected part was the cows!! LOL one of the stupid girls suggested to tip the cow over and I was like wtf! And the cow poop doesn't look real! It was supposed to be dry and not wet and brownish.Yuck
The scene after the threesome (Yes, there was a threesome) and where Hayden and that geek guy was chatting near the setting of Friday the 13th (I'm serious! It was identical) seems out of place.
The switching of frames between the threesome and Hayden was really annoying. I wished they would've just let one of the conversations ended first and continue with the rest. I was dizzy for a while there.
So the ending was the best part. I like it when the guy said,
"See you during the reunion. If we're still single, I'll marry you."
And Hayden replied,
"That's a promise."
Do you wanna know how good is that movie, with rating aside?
I couldn't stop smiling until the movie was finished.
My Rating: 10/10
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
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The 19 year old Twilight star had a sex scene with 33 year old Ryan Reynolds!!
I was like omgomgomg why is she doing this!!! LOL but actually there wasn't any sex scene involved. Just some major foreplay with Ryan Reynolds and that geeky boy.
Adventureland is like Superbad meets Twilight and Gossip Girl.
If you like Superbad, you would definitely love this one. Same director, different themes.
I like the way they used a shitty summer job as the main theme because anything can happen within that 3 months. The story revolves around one geeky boy who was forced to get a summer job by his parents because he wanted to study in New York.
Working as a game host in Adventureland, a theme park that is famous for ripping people off, he met this wonderful troubled girl who likes to sleep with older guy in his mom's basement.
The last part where the boy (seriously I forgot his name!) went to New York to apologize to her, they had sex! An unexpected one.
Oh and this time, they showed the scene. Kristen is showing some skin. Not that sexy if you ask me.
Anyway, there will be another movie where Kristen will act as a 16 year old stripper and I can't wait to watch that! Hell yeah!
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