Hannah Montana: The Movie

The storyline is great, Miley Cyrus is great and the songs are great!!!!
I have to disagree with some people who said Hannah Montana is for kids.

Then how would you explain adults acting in the film?

To be fair, it's not really worth watching it in cinema. You can either download it, or buy the DVD.

My Rating: 7/10

The Horsemen

Okay so this is definitely a weird movie. The storyline was messed up, but I know why I didn't understand most of it.

It's basically about The Four Horsemen of The Apocalypse, as stated in the movie. The story revolves around a grieving detective whose wife was dead years ago. And the key to finding the killer is in the Bible.

Since I don't read Bible, I didn't understand what's The Four Horsemen of The Apocalypse is all about. Something about the rider of the white horse will lift up the veil and the apocalypse begin or something. Sorry if I get it wrong, like I said, I don't read Bible.

This movie is also similar to the Saw series. But less blood.

The combination of actors are amazing, Dennis Quaid and Zhang ZiYi. It's nice to see another Asian girl gone evil.

My Rating: 6/10

Fired Up!

This is Bring It On with a twist.

When I say twist, I meant more hot girls.

And when I say more hot girls, I meant more tits.

This movie is funnier than all Bring It On(s) combined, and the choreographies are awesome. The great choice of soundtracks are an added advantage.

Worth downloading, worth watching. Oh and I'm loving the tagline,

"2 guys, 300 girls. You do the math."

My Rating: 9.5/10

17 Again

The movie was good overall, I laughed most of the times because of the cheesy scripts. But...

The camera movements and angles sucked!!

Even when Zac is not talking, or it wasn't his turn to say anything, the camera still focuses on him. WTF??

This movie will only benefit girls. Guys, steer clear of 17 Again. Watch it only with your girlfriend or your girl-friends.

My Rating: 6.5/10

Blood The last Vampire

DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE!

All the cast, director and scriptwriter should be shot or hanged to death because of this film.

This is the worst vampire film ever made in century! Hell, this is the worst FILM ever!!

I wanna cry just by having flashbacks of the film. It was so ridiculous!

There were no storyline, soundtrack sucks (except the one in credits) and the actors? Fuck them!!!! They acted like shit. Even shit is insulted if compared to their acting!!!

The cheesiest line I've heard in this movie,

" She's trying to find her way, her way back home from the other side of the looking glass."

Who says that stuff?

And the computer graphics?

It looked like it was added and edited using Windows Movie Maker! STUPID!

WHOEVER LIKED THIS MOVIE IS EITHER A RETARD, AN IDIOT, OR A RELATIVE OF THE DIRECTOR!

The most idiotic movie in the movie-making industry! Even the movie 'Idiocracy' is not this idiotic!

My Rating: 4/10

My Rating: 0/10

Coraline

The scariest most creepiest animated movie I've ever seen.

Oh and the detailed graphics were awesome shit!




My Rating: 10/10

Penelope

The movie had a good intro, but it gets more ridiculous as the story goes on.
I mean come on! Reese Witherspoon is suddenly there? WTF!

Don't get me started with the curse. Stupid

The butler? They should've just let him leave without turning into an 800 years old witch wtf!!!

The setting is also confusing! The clothing says 1940s, but it's actually current. GO TO HELL MOTHERFUCKERS! Whoever did this movie should be shot.

My Rating: 5/10
(It should be zero but since I like Christina Ricci, she gets my vote)

Push

I am so loving Fanning's and Evans's acting here. My new superhero movie! *nope, still like Claire Bennett.
I like the fact that they shoot this in Hong Kong. I kinda like Asian girls as villains. So creepy and funny looking.

Oh and Camilla Belle? Seriously? Her? They should've cast another hotter actress like .... I have no idea. But Camilla Belle sucks. Remember Jill from When Stranger Calls? That's her! She doesn't know how to act!! Fuck her! Although fucking her seems to be a good idea....

My Rating: 6/10
(it should be more if Camilla isn't here)

Powder Blue

Where else can you see Jessica Biel dancing sensually with her upper body exposed?

She portrays a stripper whose son in a coma because of some disease. At the same time she tries to find herself, her dog and her father.

Ray Liotta plays Biel's father who can't seem to admit that he's Jessica's father who was locked up before she was born. Trying to correct his mistakes, he visits her at the strip club and bought her two pairs of tickets to Paris.

Forest Whitaker plays a former priest who got engaged with some woman but also kill her in a car accident the same day they were engaged. Feeling very lonely, he tried to find some low life gay prostitute to shoot him with a $50, 000 as a reward.

Lisa Kudrow is a waitress who's been divorced after 13 years of marriage and she tries to ask Whitaker out on a date.

Some lame guy whose face is beyond ugly and works as a coffin seller. he founded Biel's dog and return it to her, but manage to lure her to fuck with him since he's never had sex before. WTF this guy doesn't deserve to fuck Jessica Biel okay! He's so damn ugly. Ew. And he looked like he's dying wtf!

This movie is a 2009 movie which never made it to the cinemas as it was a straight-to-DVD movie. Worth to be downloaded!

My rating: 9/10