Movie Reviews

The Twilight Saga: New Moon

2009-12-05T00:39:00.001-08:00

And I didn't even do a review for Twilight!

New Moon, was not that disappointing in my opinion, given that I didn't read the book.

Somehow I was embarassed if I were to be one of their casts, because New Moon is a combination of bad acting one after another.

Let's start with Edward Cullen, the serious, intense male vampire with a glittery side, literally.

Edward (Rob Pattinson) broke up with Bella to protect her. As if. It was a really, really long break-up. And him disappearing mysteriously was out of the question. It was weird though.

Bella Swan (Kristin Stewart), is an ordinary girl with a desire to become a vampire.

Okay now this I got to say. Bella is a sex deprived teenager and too stupid to understand what is going on around her. I mean, what's with the facial expression?

Jacob, played by Taylor Lautner, managed to steal the show this time.

In Twilight, he was nothing but just another character that clearly has a crush on Bella. This time, he proved to everyone that Shark Boy was way behind him. Remember The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl? I'm still creeped out by the movie. Plus Lautner is only 17 years old, and with a body more muscular than anyone beyond his age. Super!

I will never recommend this movie to anyone who hasn't watched Twilight yet, because Twilight was a great movie, and New Moon was a bad sequel.

My Rating: 2/10

Grease (1978)

2009-12-05T00:24:00.001-08:00

Yes. I watched Grease

And so should you!

This movie is an embodiment of teens in the 50s, better than the original, cheesy movie from Disney, which by the way has its own merchandise.

Although the acting wasn't the best from John Travolta, it was still entertaining watching him and his gang dancing and singing in a tight pants and leather jacket. I was being sarcastic, yes.

Olivia Newton-John however did a very superb job, but was outshined by one the casts called Betty Rizzo (Chaning Stockard).

The best part of it all was the songs! I absolutely fell in love with the songs, as gay as it sounds, but it was kind of cool.

Songs such as 'You're the one that I want' and 'We go together' got me hooked. I even downloaded them!

Grease was directed by Randall Kleiser, and this movie should always be a reference to any director who wanted to make a teen movie. This was absolutely perfect in its own kind.

My Rating: 9/10

Drag Me to Hell

2009-11-18T01:56:00.000-08:00

I just can't believe I watched this movie 5 times!

IN A DAY!

I was intrigued about the storyline and I was having a pretty bad day, and decided this would help cheer me up.

Indeed it did!

I was laughing the entire time! Especially when there's a scene with Mrs Ganush in it.

Can you say gross? YUCK!

Anyway, I've watched what Sam Raimi did with Night of the Living Dead (both!!) and compared to this one, it's more fun!

I think he actually had fun directing this! It was very detail, from the makeups to costumes and storyline was smooth.

It's not really a horror movie rather than a few sounds to scare the hell out of you.

The sound effects though. It kind of reminded me to The Shining. Remember Jack?

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy"

Boy I cannot forget that scene!

(I'm actually reviewing The Shining and not Drag Me to Hell)

LOL. Anyway this movie is good if you wanted to have a few laughs and getting grossed out.

My Rating: 4/10 (for horror) 7/10 (for humor)

The Hangover

2009-11-16T19:35:00.000-08:00

If you haven't watch this, I suggest you get off your lazy bum and download this movie NOW!

Probably one of the stupidest movies ever made for guys!

Stupid, in a good way, that is.

The combination of three (there are four, but these are the main characters) different guys, with different professions and personalties, brought this movie to a new height.

Imagine going for a bachelor party in Las Vegas, having the time of your lives, but get this.

YOU CAN'T REMEMBER A SINGLE THING!

This movie however, are no match for The Bachelor Party (not the second edition!).

The storyline in The Bachelor Party was so much better, and you couldn't stop laughing.

The Hangover has a minor laughing materials in their script, and you'll only be laughing because you're embarassed of having those guys as friends.

But overall, good movie to watch with your buddies!

My Rating: 6/10

The Fourth Kind

2009-11-11T23:33:00.000-08:00

The Fourth Kind is an alien documentary movie that was claimed to be based on a true occasion.

As fake as it may seems, this movie is actually quite promising, given that they used actual footage of the alien encounters.

What I could not believe was how real the videos are, until I noticed one tiny flaw.

It wasn't really an alien encounter footage, except that one particular footage when one of the policemen was asked to supervise Dr Abigail Tyler at her house.

He saw, what I assumed to be a UFO, but rather in the footage was only a slight beam of bright light shining towards the house.

I was almost convinced, but I kept searching for more evidences as the movie has a merely 40 good minutes left.

The murder-suicide scene was real, because the police managed to record it on tape, on the actual scene. Kudos to that.

The hypnotherapy session between Dr Abigail Tyler and her patients were surreal. One of the best scenes in the movie was when one of her patients, Scott, was put under hypnosis to recover part of his 'alien encounter' memory.

In this scene, Scott levitated, and it was recorded in the actual footage. If you're confused, this movie has two parts, the acting part and the actual footage. The reason for it being done so is because they only have several footage, and the movie was made to make it more interesting. So don't mind the split viewing while watching this. It was intended like that.

Anyway, I was quite impressed with the overall storyline, since it was based on true story.

I have to decline though, that this movie is about alien abduction because it seems ridiculous. If you watch the scene where Dr Abigail put herself under hypnosis (by her good friend Dr Abel), you'll know exactly what I meant. (If that)

When she was under hypnosis, her eyes went totally whiteout, as if it were blank. She also levitated, and her voice changed.

If I didn't know any better, I would say she was possessed. Not by aliens of course. I was more than convinced that she was possessed, when the 'alien' inside her body said

"I am..... GOD."

That was translated from the actual footage of her while under hypno, in an ancient Sumerian Language, the oldest language of the world.

If that's not enough to convince me, she also said this

"I don't think it was God, because when 'he' was inside me, it was filled with hopelessness. It could be God, or at least pretending to be."

Okay no one in the right mind would be convinced by the statement that THAT was an alien possession.

Now possessed by demon? I'm convinced, because it COULD happen.

I truly recommend watching this movie if you really are sceptical about aliens and its existence.

This however, the BEST alien documentary I've ever seen.

And I wasn't even distracted by Milla Jovovich, who played Dr Abigail Tyler.

My Rating: 9/10

RocknRolla

2009-11-07T23:59:00.000-08:00

Okay this may be last year's movie, but I just watched it like a few weeks back.

I fell asleep halfway of the movie!

I wasn't expecting that since I love Gerard Butler's movies, especially this one where it involved a UK mafia.

Well sort of.

This British movie is like you would've expected.

Their funny-ness is so hard to detect, unless you're a Brit.

Fortunately for me, I understand just as fine. I didn't really quite get the message of this movie. The only thing I know is they need to get back something that was stolen from their boss which was stolen in the first place anyway.

It did manage to make me laugh, and although they mentioned in their tagline that this is a story about sex,

They lied!

There was no sex in it! If you call the scene where Gerard looked drunk and had an intercourse with a woman (which I forgot her name!) is sex, then it's a joke.

It was over in practically less than a minute, which I recall to be the fastest sex ever on a British film.

Overall, I would recommend this film if you really have no other movies to watch.

My Rating: 5.6/10

The Proposal

2009-10-30T20:18:00.000-07:00

"To the window, To the walls, Sweat drip down my balls, All you bitches crawl."

I could never forget that dance!

It was so funny, I had to replay that particular part for 50 times and still can't stop laughing!

I have been a fan of Sandra Bullock since her performance in Miss Congeniality and she nailed both first and sequel wonderfully if not better.

Now this movie was a little bit dry and unoriginal at the beginning, it gets interesting in the middle though.

Honestly, I fell asleep during the first half of the movie. I didn't really get it.

I'll give them a benefit of a doubt since I might be tired before watching it so it might have been a contributing factor to me falling asleep.

Just as well, the movie was indeed a good entertainment movie to NOT watch with your girlfriend for some reason which I will not disclose here.

The best scene of the movie was when both Bullock and Reynolds were naked and their naughty parts sort of connected.

LMFAO!

My Rating: 7/10

Inglourious Basterds

2009-10-30T19:32:00.001-07:00

Another weird movie from Quentin Tarantino.

Why does he like to make movies like this? It's so disturbing yet cool in a way.

Brad Pitt performed really well in this movie. His accent was believable, being that he (in the movie) originated from Tenessee. I could recognize that accent instantly.

The fact that they made it in three languages was so educating! It also made me wanted to learn the French language more.

Not so much for German though. Because their language was even so hard to understand, let alone spoken.

The whole storyline was great, especially the scheming and plotting to kill the head of the Nazi, Adolf Hitler.

It was clashing at some point, but we have to accept the fact that this is a Quentin Tarantino movie, not some uneducated director.

It did confuse me with the real history though, and since I've been sleeping a lot in History class, I asked a friend of mine what really happened.

Inglourious Basterds was just a fiction.

I LOL-ed.

My Rating: 7/10

Law Abiding Citizen

2009-10-30T19:19:00.000-07:00

This is definitely one of Gerard Butler's greatest performance!

But that's only because he's evil.

I was watching it during a premier, and I didn't really get to focus so I watched it the second time a week after that.

I think it's safe to say that this movie is great since I've watched it twice. I would never do that for a serious type movie.

Anyway, the introduction of the movie was so powerful; I was seriously pissed off.

Butler's family was brutally murdered and raped and that makes me feel so angry for some reason. Well if you watch it you'll know what I mean.

The overall storyline was indeed similar to Saw franchise so it wasn't really that original.

But the original part was eventhough he's behind bars, he could still kill. But come to think of it, it is similar to his performance in P.S I Love You; where he could still deliver letters to his wife when he's dead.

I guess he can never get out of that one.

Comments on Jamie Foxx; this is his worst performance since Dream Girls.

His acting was not convincing enough, it made me laugh.

My Rating: 6/10

Surrogates

2009-10-09T02:33:00.000-07:00

Why does Bruce Willis looked awfully young in this movie? (not in the poster of course!)

The storyline wasn't clear at first, but as it moves on I could actually understand what they're trying to portray.

A movie about not-so-distant future where robots being used widely. It end up in mass destruction but with a surprise ending.

Honestly I didn't think it was that big of deal until the movie reached the end. I was stunned!

It safe to say that the ending is out of this world. Literally.

Watch it yourself to know what happen at the end?

Or do you want me to spoil it? Okay then.

Everyone died.

Or should I say, every ROBOT died. There.

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

2009-09-24T17:23:00.000-07:00

He did it once again!

In fact, I couldn't remember any movie that did a better sequel other than this.

The new characters were refreshing especially when Amy Adams played Amelia Earhart wonderfully.

I think she managed to stole the role from Stiller.

Hank Azaria was good too. With the portrayal of three very different characters! I don't know if you noticed, but he played the evil Pharaoh, the voice for The Thinker and Abraham Lincoln! Amazing!

Don't blame me for reading credits.

A must watch movie for families! Definitely brilliant!

In case you're wondering, yes, the three little cupids are the Jonas Brothers. I thought that was a very nice touch. I can't say this enough, BRILLIANT!

My Rating: 9/10

Gamer

2009-09-24T17:15:00.000-07:00

Another action summer movie starring Gerard Butler.

Seriously does he really need to do two totally different movies just to balance it out?

You know, for the romantic comedy with Heigl and now this?

But overall it was a good effort, although the ending was slightly easy. You'll know what I mean if you watch it.

The camera movements are killing me! But in a good way. Remember Doom? It's similar to that but more lively. Doom was a tad bit animated to for my taste.

Once again Gerard knows how to pick his action movies. From Beowulf to 300, and now Gamer.

One question though, is it me or do I feel like Gerard's getting darker in every movie?

My Rating: 6/10

Baby Mama

2009-09-13T03:00:00.000-07:00

Another funny movie from Tina Fey since Mean Girls. Frankly speaking I like Mean Girls better because Lohan was there.

Anyway this movie is funny in a Tina Fey funny.

If you don't get what I mean, the funny parts are all in the dialogues! No funny acts whatsoever that's gonna get you laughing hard.

Then again, I like Tina Fey's way because all her dialogues are seriously heavy laughter material!

A story about surrogacy and how it can go wrong. Parents who used surrogacy, don't watch this.

It'll amp up your anxiety! LOL

My Rating: 6/10

Bride Wars

2009-09-13T02:58:00.000-07:00

One of the funniest movies about marriage!

Except that this is about getting married, not marriage itself.

I laughed almost the entire time especially during the last wedding scene. The catfight was funny!

Anna Hathaway's character is predictable, same like her other characters in Devil Wears Prada and Ella Enchanted. Sweet as always.

Kate Hudson's character was also predictable, although different from her previous movies like Fools Gold or The Skeleton Key. But overall I think she did okay.

This movie is a must watch for all the lonely people during weekends. LOL It's sure gonna make you happy!

My Rating: 7/10

P.S I Love You

2009-09-13T02:51:00.000-07:00

I couldn't remember the last time I watched such an inspiring story as this.

It literally made me cry the whole time. Well not exactly the whole time, but some of the scenes managed to make my cry my hearts out.

And the songs, nice.

This story is an adaptation from Cecelia Ahern's novel with the same title. It's beautiful I must say.

The portrayal of Hilary's (Swank) character was superb. I could almost believed it! No wonder I was crying.

And Gerard Butler's voiceover reading the letters was amazing. I don't know how, but it's just right.

And Ireland was amazing! I don't recommend watching this with your mates or girlfriends, for guys I mean.

It's gonna make you cry! (If you know me, you would know I'm not a crying person!)

My Rating: 9/10

Lars Von Trier's AntiChrist

2009-09-12T05:12:00.000-07:00

One of the most creepy horror films this year.

Lars Von Trier brings you

Who's up for animations?

2009-09-11T03:45:00.000-07:00

The Princess and the Frog

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

Toy Story 3 (teaser trailer)

Coming up! October Horror Month!

2009-09-10T05:55:00.000-07:00

Sorority Row

The House of the Devil

Zombieland

2012 New Trailer released

2009-09-09T15:20:00.000-07:00

Starring John Cusack, Thandie Newton, Woody Harrelson and Amanda Peet.

The Ugly Truth

2009-09-07T10:23:00.000-07:00

Katherine Heigl and Gerard Butler starred in this battle of the sexes comedy movie.

Contained spoiler!

Katherine Heigl started off as the desperate, needy and lonely TV show producer who always screwed up her dates.

Imagine Courtney Cox from Friends, and Catherine Zeta-Jones from No Reservations and you'll get an uptight, control freak like Heigl in this movie.

She were taught to handle guys when she met Gerard Butler, a TV host of The Ugly Truth. Butler played a very sarcastic, sinister role in this movie who eventually fell for Heigl. (I told you it contained spoiler!)

Okay now my review.

I thought that this movie is the funniest since Knocked Up and Zach and Miri Makes a Porno! I was laughing my heart out! It was seriously brilliant!

And I bet Heigl bagged a lot of money from this movie since she's also one of the producers for this movie, with her sister! I think.

The next best thing in this movie was Heigl's boobies and Butler's sexy European voice.

Butler did a great job impersonating an American in this movie, but I could tell that he still can't get rid of his manly and ruggedly Scottish accent.

Unfortunately for girls, you can't see Butler's naked chiseled body here. So don't get high hopes!

As for the guys, good news! You will not see Heigl's naked body, BUT.....

The camera focused on her boobs most of the time! There was this one scene where Kathy bend down to wear a vibrating brief, her boobies were on the loose! Seriously I was looking at it all the time!

The storyline of the movie was perfectly combined and organized so you won't be having any trouble following through. But they totally ruined the punchline!

My Rating: 8/10

Adventureland

2009-08-30T23:46:00.000-07:00

Kristen Stewart is naked and having sex all over the place!

I would never expect a huge rising star like Kristen Stewart would agree to do sex scenes in an independent film! But that's not the worst yet.

The 19 year old Twilight star had a sex scene with 33 year old Ryan Reynolds!!

I was like omgomgomg why is she doing this!!! LOL but actually there wasn't any sex scene involved. Just some major foreplay with Ryan Reynolds and that geeky boy.

Adventureland is like Superbad meets Twilight and Gossip Girl.

If you like Superbad, you would definitely love this one. Same director, different themes.

I like the way they used a shitty summer job as the main theme because anything can happen within that 3 months. The story revolves around one geeky boy who was forced to get a summer job by his parents because he wanted to study in New York.

Working as a game host in Adventureland, a theme park that is famous for ripping people off, he met this wonderful troubled girl who likes to sleep with older guy in his mom's basement.

The last part where the boy (seriously I forgot his name!) went to New York to apologize to her, they had sex! An unexpected one.

Oh and this time, they showed the scene. Kristen is showing some skin. Not that sexy if you ask me.

Anyway, there will be another movie where Kristen will act as a 16 year old stripper and I can't wait to watch that! Hell yeah!

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Bruno

2009-08-30T14:50:00.000-07:00

Seriously, no man should ever watch it, if you're too narrow minded. THIS IS THE MOST HILARIOUS MOVIE EVER CREATED!

Of course, not for the faint-hearted. You'll laugh your cock's out!

Sacha Baron Cohen is one brilliant gay Austrian impersonator! And yes, better than Borat!

The acting was surreal, I could almost believed he's gay! And the sex scenes? wtf!! So gay! SO SERIOUSLY GAY!

I like the part where he appeared in the Today Show and introduced his black baby to the audiences. He named the baby, OJ. You know, as in OJ Simpson.

Okay if you're still too dumb and don't know who OJ Simpson is, he's an african-american (basketball?) player who was accused of murdering his wife? Even I forgot the story!

So yeah, he said he swapped the baby for an iPod. LOL

Anyway, it was seriously twisted and the part where he wanted to become straight was also very funny. He went to see a gay converter pastor somewhere in Alabama and the pastor was even crazier!

The fucked up part was, he told the pastor that he had a very blowjob lips. LOL

I think it's pretty obvious that the pastor can't help him so he met with another gay converter who is even more fucked up! (remember this is a documentary, so all the people involved had no idea this is a comedy film)

The pastor urged him to find a woman he can seduce! And of course Bruno went to a swingers party to watch all the people having sex!!!!! WTF!! ALL THE SEX SCENES WERE FUCKING REAL!!! Kinda gross.

There are loads of hilarious moments in this movie but if you're anti-gay, just fuck off and don't watch Bruno. It's as easy as that.

To those who wanted a serious kick in the nuts comedy, this is it.

Up

2009-08-26T11:31:00.000-07:00

Little Russel was so cute! Oh and the dog as well.

Warning: spoiler ahead.

By the way, is the little mail man a chinese?

You know, the cute little fat boy whom the dogs called little mail man? I was curious because of the eyes.

The overall storyline of the movie was awesome! The old guy, Ellie, Doug, Kevin, and most importantly, Russel!

I almost cried to the part where Carl (the old guy) opened the 'My Adventure Book' and read Ellie's last message,

"Thanks for the great adventure. Now go get a new one!".

I was like, "damn he should've read it first before hooking up all those ballons!"

LOL

The story was almost perfect it weren't for the talking dogs.

Yes, all the dogs can talk. I hated it. It spoiled the story. I just wished only Doug could talk. LOL

In the end where they were eating ice cream on the curb and counting cars? That was absolutely brilliant!

My Rating: 9/10.

Go watch it now!

I Love You, Beth Cooper

2009-08-23T09:56:00.000-07:00

Detailed review and spoiler ahead!

Oh my god I forgot how much I was like so in love with Hayden Panettiere. After Heroes season 3 was finished, I was like dying for more. Thank god this movie was around.

Okay firstly, the geeky guy. Need I say more? He wasn't that ugly, I think it was okay for such a geeky role he played. But the nose. OMFG. How huge is that thing? It looked like what appears to have made the Titanic sank! Seriously!

And the flashbacks when he was a kid, the hair, the braces. OMG

Good thing all of that can be forgiven by Hayden's natural good acting skills. I'm being bias.. She had such good looks, I swear I would wanna marry her! She has the most flawless skin in Hollywood! The tan was perfect and even, although she was a bit fat but who damn cares! She's the embodiment of hotness!!!

Okay I think this has turned into celebrity review than a movie review. Back to the movie.

The whole idea was pretty good. I love the speech part at the beginning. It's like something that could happen during the graduation of your school! haha! Very funny. But I hate the fact that it was too long.

The most romantic and cheesy part was when a song by KISS was played and they were 'accidentally' near the bonfire. It was really predictable when their friends had to leave them alone for a while, hoping something would happen. Again, tacky.

But the most unexpected part was the cows!! LOL one of the stupid girls suggested to tip the cow over and I was like wtf! And the cow poop doesn't look real! It was supposed to be dry and not wet and brownish.Yuck

The scene after the threesome (Yes, there was a threesome) and where Hayden and that geek guy was chatting near the setting of Friday the 13th (I'm serious! It was identical) seems out of place.

The switching of frames between the threesome and Hayden was really annoying. I wished they would've just let one of the conversations ended first and continue with the rest. I was dizzy for a while there.

So the ending was the best part. I like it when the guy said,

"See you during the reunion. If we're still single, I'll marry you."

And Hayden replied,

"That's a promise."

Do you wanna know how good is that movie, with rating aside?

I couldn't stop smiling until the movie was finished.

My Rating: 10/10

Meet The Robinsons

2009-08-12T06:01:00.000-07:00

I actually cried during the end of the movie. haha

Probably it was the song.

I watched it on Disney yesterday and that was my first time watching it. I never thought it would be so touching.

LOL!

I should die. hahaha

Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince

2009-07-29T20:14:00.000-07:00

The 6th installment of Harry Potter.

And I'm gonna say this bravely,

FUCK ALL THE BAD REVIEWS!

Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince was great.

Minus the less than 30 seconds battle scene (if that) and Dumbledore died, it was definitely a great and dare I say it was better than the previous Harry Potter movies.

I like the direction this time, as it was really poetic.

I just can't wait for the next one. Or will it be two?

To everyone who didn't wanna watch because of the bad reviews,just go and watch it already!

Hannah Montana: The Movie

2009-06-26T04:21:00.000-07:00

The storyline is great, Miley Cyrus is great and the songs are great!!!!
I have to disagree with some people who said Hannah Montana is for kids.

Then how would you explain adults acting in the film?

To be fair, it's not really worth watching it in cinema. You can either download it, or buy the DVD.

My Rating: 7/10

The Horsemen

2009-06-22T06:23:00.000-07:00

Okay so this is definitely a weird movie. The storyline was messed up, but I know why I didn't understand most of it.

It's basically about The Four Horsemen of The Apocalypse, as stated in the movie. The story revolves around a grieving detective whose wife was dead years ago. And the key to finding the killer is in the Bible.

Since I don't read Bible, I didn't understand what's The Four Horsemen of The Apocalypse is all about. Something about the rider of the white horse will lift up the veil and the apocalypse begin or something. Sorry if I get it wrong, like I said, I don't read Bible.

This movie is also similar to the Saw series. But less blood.

The combination of actors are amazing, Dennis Quaid and Zhang ZiYi. It's nice to see another Asian girl gone evil.

My Rating: 6/10

Fired Up!

2009-06-21T04:55:00.000-07:00

This is Bring It On with a twist.

When I say twist, I meant more hot girls.

And when I say more hot girls, I meant more tits.

This movie is funnier than all Bring It On(s) combined, and the choreographies are awesome. The great choice of soundtracks are an added advantage.

Worth downloading, worth watching. Oh and I'm loving the tagline,

"2 guys, 300 girls. You do the math."

My Rating: 9.5/10

17 Again

2009-06-21T02:09:00.000-07:00

The movie was good overall, I laughed most of the times because of the cheesy scripts. But...

The camera movements and angles sucked!!

Even when Zac is not talking, or it wasn't his turn to say anything, the camera still focuses on him. WTF??

This movie will only benefit girls. Guys, steer clear of 17 Again. Watch it only with your girlfriend or your girl-friends.

My Rating: 6.5/10

Blood The last Vampire

2009-06-12T07:58:00.000-07:00

DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE!

All the cast, director and scriptwriter should be shot or hanged to death because of this film.

This is the worst vampire film ever made in century! Hell, this is the worst FILM ever!!

I wanna cry just by having flashbacks of the film. It was so ridiculous!

There were no storyline, soundtrack sucks (except the one in credits) and the actors? Fuck them!!!! They acted like shit. Even shit is insulted if compared to their acting!!!

The cheesiest line I've heard in this movie,

" She's trying to find her way, her way back home from the other side of the looking glass."

Who says that stuff?

And the computer graphics?

It looked like it was added and edited using Windows Movie Maker! STUPID!

WHOEVER LIKED THIS MOVIE IS EITHER A RETARD, AN IDIOT, OR A RELATIVE OF THE DIRECTOR!

The most idiotic movie in the movie-making industry! Even the movie 'Idiocracy' is not this idiotic!

My Rating: 4/10

My Rating: 0/10

Coraline

2009-06-11T07:55:00.000-07:00

The scariest most creepiest animated movie I've ever seen.

Oh and the detailed graphics were awesome shit!

My Rating: 10/10

Penelope

2009-06-11T01:25:00.000-07:00

The movie had a good intro, but it gets more ridiculous as the story goes on.
I mean come on! Reese Witherspoon is suddenly there? WTF!

Don't get me started with the curse. Stupid

The butler? They should've just let him leave without turning into an 800 years old witch wtf!!!

The setting is also confusing! The clothing says 1940s, but it's actually current. GO TO HELL MOTHERFUCKERS! Whoever did this movie should be shot.

My Rating: 5/10
(It should be zero but since I like Christina Ricci, she gets my vote)

Push

2009-06-11T01:15:00.000-07:00

I am so loving Fanning's and Evans's acting here. My new superhero movie! *nope, still like Claire Bennett.
I like the fact that they shoot this in Hong Kong. I kinda like Asian girls as villains. So creepy and funny looking.

Oh and Camilla Belle? Seriously? Her? They should've cast another hotter actress like .... I have no idea. But Camilla Belle sucks. Remember Jill from When Stranger Calls? That's her! She doesn't know how to act!! Fuck her! Although fucking her seems to be a good idea....

My Rating: 6/10
(it should be more if Camilla isn't here)

Powder Blue

2009-06-10T09:15:00.000-07:00

Where else can you see Jessica Biel dancing sensually with her upper body exposed?

She portrays a stripper whose son in a coma because of some disease. At the same time she tries to find herself, her dog and her father.

Ray Liotta plays Biel's father who can't seem to admit that he's Jessica's father who was locked up before she was born. Trying to correct his mistakes, he visits her at the strip club and bought her two pairs of tickets to Paris.

Forest Whitaker plays a former priest who got engaged with some woman but also kill her in a car accident the same day they were engaged. Feeling very lonely, he tried to find some low life gay prostitute to shoot him with a $50, 000 as a reward.

Lisa Kudrow is a waitress who's been divorced after 13 years of marriage and she tries to ask Whitaker out on a date.

Some lame guy whose face is beyond ugly and works as a coffin seller. he founded Biel's dog and return it to her, but manage to lure her to fuck with him since he's never had sex before. WTF this guy doesn't deserve to fuck Jessica Biel okay! He's so damn ugly. Ew. And he looked like he's dying wtf!

This movie is a 2009 movie which never made it to the cinemas as it was a straight-to-DVD movie. Worth to be downloaded!

My rating: 9/10

Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

2009-05-20T01:29:00.000-07:00

Personally I like this movie because it has an interesting touch to Ford's and LaBeouf's characters. Both of which are father and son in this movie

I love the fact that they made Cate Blanchett's character as an evil bitch from the Soviet Union. Although her Russian accent was all over the place and a generous usage of 'v' in almost every word, her character was kind of, well, bitchy. Loving it!

I didn't even expect there would be something weird in this movie. Which I did the same for War of the Worlds and Transformers. Spielberg fans out there must have guessed it already. Yep, there are aliens involved in this movie that was suppose to be interesting.

It was, until there was an actual flying saucer, which apparently the same shaped as a typical American UFO thingy. Why does he always have to spoil the movie with aliens? I mean, I know his movies are damn good but at least make something logical. Honestly.

But overall, I'm loving the plot, it's not lengthy but very appropriate for an Indiana Jones movie.

Plus I never even watched any of the previous Jones! LOL

Bobby

2009-05-20T01:06:00.000-07:00

All I can say is, OMFG!

The lives of 22 different people changed after a one night experience at the Ambassador Hotel. The night where Robert F Kennedy was supposed to hear the result of his candidacy as the President of the United States.

The cheating manager, a loyal stylist, a drunken singer, a sinking drummer, a modest staff, a racist supervisor, the newlyweds, the 2 idiots, the drug dealer and the Secretary of Transport. The lives of these people were captured during the year 1968, this movie could easily won Best Picture in Oscars!

The stars of this movie was not of the ordinary as well. Laurence Fishburne, William H Macy, Helen Hunt, Sharon Stone, Heather Graham, Elijah Wood, Lindsay Lohan, Shia Labeouf, Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Nick Cannon, Anthony Hopkins and the amazing director himself, Emilio Estevez. With a fantastic actors and actresses such as this, what can go wrong?

Another underrated movie that was so good, it's even better than Slumdog Millionaire!

Changeling

2009-05-15T15:11:00.000-07:00

I just saw this movie and it's really pissing me off.

The cops, embarassment, a woman, the murderer and the son. It's all based on true story.

One of Angelina's underrated movie since Girl, Interrupted.

A must watch!

My Rating: 9/10

American Beauty

2009-05-15T12:12:00.000-07:00

Whoever hasn't watch this movie, watch it!Whoever has watch this movie, watch it again!

OMFG this movie is so fucked up, I couldn't get my eyes off of it!

A father wanted to have sex with his daughter's hot friend.
A drug dealer who likes to videotape other people.
A daughter who feels like she needs breasts augmentation.
A mother who had an affair with a real estate agent.
A neighbor who hates faggots but in fact a homosexual.

You just have to see it to believe it. How I wished I would've watch this sooner. Best movie yet!

My Rating: 10/10

Zack and Miri Makes a Porno

2009-05-02T02:46:00.000-07:00

That was a fucking cool movie!

And the title is a little, well, porn-ish. (It wasn't technically a porno!) Starring one of the funniest man on earth and a total hottie, it's

Wolverine

2009-04-30T09:32:00.000-07:00

The best character from X Men!

By the way, Lynn Collins is one hot piece of ass in this movie! I just wished she would've have more hot actions in it if you know what I mean. LOL

Cool action movie. and Hugh Jackman has a really buff body!